"Food for Thought"...
Hey Folks,
We've all been to those meetings where the boss says he wants more than 100 percent. Here is how you can achieve 103 percent...
First, a little math preparation~
How does one achieve 100 percent in life?
Begin by noting the following~
IF: A = 1, B = 2, etc., Y = 25, Z = 26 Then~
H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = only 98 percent Similarly~
K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = only 96 percent But interesting (and as you'd expect) ~
A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent That is how you achieve 100 percent in life.
But EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY ~
B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent.
Moral of the Story...
So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100 percent!
We've all been to those meetings where the boss says he wants more than 100 percent. Here is how you can achieve 103 percent...
First, a little math preparation~
How does one achieve 100 percent in life?
Begin by noting the following~
IF: A = 1, B = 2, etc., Y = 25, Z = 26 Then~
H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = only 98 percent Similarly~
K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = only 96 percent But interesting (and as you'd expect) ~
A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent That is how you achieve 100 percent in life.
But EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY ~
B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent.
Moral of the Story...
So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100 percent!
5 Comments:
hey me first
yay!!
hillarious!
@ archana~
Thanks lady.. My nexy post would be more hilarious... Wait and watch...
BULL shit??? ROFL!!!..hehe
nd it seriously is..i mean the worz of thos ppl is mere crap! *wink*..
freaks sum upto 50..
dat says teh r half frekas..:P
n thanx a ton for the link..shll exchange the favour..
c ya...
@rohini ~
Ur right... Well what link are you talking about???
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